The Palin stops here!

A nice UnNews article on the baby baby of Bristol Palin

UnNews:Sarah Palin's daughter's unborn child is pregnant

Choice quotes: "When asked how a nine-month-old baby could have climbed into Palin's uterus and impregnated her negative-four-month-old fetus, sources close to Palin reportedly said "It's not like it's Fort Knox up in there. You can pretty much just walk through the front gates. One time, she was wearing a skirt, and we were in math class, and a doorknob fell out. A fucking doorknob.""

Peak Miley!

So I grabbed my headphones and started watching some long overdue video podcasts this morning. Last one from The Onion.... today.
Entertainment Scientists Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013

Less strictly constitutional and more strictly awesome

Supreme Court Rules Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass' I'm thinking The Onion is about the best/most honest news group in existence.